(gasps): No, it's impossible.
I must have counted me money a dozen times,
and it still comes up short.
Profits are down.
Oh, I feel sorry for meself.
Would you like a drink with that order? Oh, no thanks.
I got me one of those new kelp shakes before I came in here.
That comes out to two dollars even. (slurping)
Wow, what a steal.
What the...! Why didn't that guy
order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage
with his Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.
(slurping) What? Why not?
(slurping loudly)
All right, boy, it's done!
You're going to suck the whole cup
down your gullet if you're not careful.
Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's just that this
kelp shake tastes so good.
Kelp shake? Look around ya.
Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelp shake.
(slurping)
Mm-mm, I'll be right back, Mr. Krabs.
l'm going to get a refill. Refill?
That's it. Listen up, everybody.
New rule: no outside drinks.
No exceptions!
That's telling them.
Grr, I'd better get to the bottom of this.
(slurping)
Ah! A new store!
On my block!
Taking my customers.
(gasps)
My own flesh and blood.
How could you do this to your papa?
What are you talking about, Dad?
I'm talking about this.
Once you taste the secret goodness
of a kelp shake...
(slurping): You can't have just one.
Argh, give me that.
Buy your own.
Why I wouldn't give them a cent.
I feel sorry for you.
Then you do understand.
Dad! You're embarrassing me.
Oh, get away. (crying)
Oh, no!
Confound you, new kelp shake store.
What's your secret?
Of course!
Plankton. I bet he's behind this.
Aha! I knew you were behind this!
Pardon me. I've done nothing wrong.
Then how do you explain this?
Holy moley, how'd that happen?
Don't try that with me, Plankton.
This new store is ruining me business.
Really? Wait a minute!
That's my job.
(groaning)
Blast it!
It's bad enough I have to compete
with this joker, now there's this?
Kelp shakes.
Wow, I guess you're really not behind this after all.
Plankton, they have a secret formula.
No, not another secret.
And if there's a secret, I want to know about it.
(rumbling)
Oh!
(gasping)
They're multiplying.
Why, they're on every corner.
MR. KRABS: Block after block.
They're everywhere.
MR. KRABS: We've got to do something about this.
You sure this is going to work?
PLANKTON: Just stick to the plan.
(whistling)
Oh, let's see, let's see.
Ah, there you are.
Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.
Let's do this thing.
Here goes.
Wa... choo!
I'm sorry.
I got a little bit of ah-ah-ah-ah-
ah... choo!
(sneezing)
(continues sneezing)
(maniacal laughter)
Eww.
(screams)
My eye, my eye, my eye!
(Mr. Krabs panting)
I think we lost them.
Well, you got any more bright ideas?
Of course I do.
All set, Plankton?
You better believe it.
This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented
should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy.
(mechanical whirring, electrical crackling)
What the barnacles?
Come on, you piece of garbage!
(gasps) Yipes.
Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!
If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself.
(strained grunting)
(popping) Oh, me back.
(moaning)
(whispering): Krabs, pipe down.
You're going to soil our plans if you wake the watchdog.
(snoring)
MR. KRABS: Never mind that.
What about SpongeBob?
Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Hi... Plankton?
Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused.
Don't you and Plankton hate each other?
Of course we do.
Then why is he in your fist?
Uh... We've gone into business together.
You see, SpongeBob,
we were hired to, uh, fix this door.
Now we have to fix the roof.
That's right, that's right.
We've got to fix the roof.
It's-it's-it's leaking.
(crickets chirping)
Well, good luck with that.
See ya.
(jackhammer rattling)
Keep her going, Krabs.
At this rate, we'll have the Kelp Shake's recipe
faster than you can say... (metal squeaking)
You have three seconds until spontaneous combustion.
(alarm blaring) Let's beat it!
No kidding.
Wait, you forgot...
m...!
(slurping)
(maniacal laughter)
(laughter continues)
(Plankton screaming)
(strained yelling)
(panicked yelling)
(screaming)
PLANKTON: I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs.
All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere.
And to top it all off,
l'm the only one who's taking the heat.
What's that supposed to mean?
l don't see you on the front lines.
Sure, let me do all the work,
while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are.
Who are you calling a gorilla,
you one-cent, one-eyed bottom-feeder!
Mr. Krabs,
if you want a kelp shake,
why don't you just buy one?
(slurping)
Buy one?
I'll have one kelp shake, please.
I don't know about this, Plankton.
It's easy.
Just smile and hand the cashier the money.
CASHIER: Can I help you?
Good luck.
Hi, there.
Uh, could I get one kelp shake?
Sure, that'll be one dollar.
Uh... okay.
(cash register dings) Thank you.
(grunting)
Sir, please let go of the bill.
Release your grip, man.
Do it!
(Mr. Krabs cries out)
(cash register dings)
Enjoy.
Thanks.
(laughing joyfully)
I can't believe we did it.
Oh, believe it, Krabs.
Now let's get to the lab
and find out what this stuff is made of.
What's the secret ingredient, Karen?
Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice.
BOTH: Just kelp juice?
And to think this whole time
I could have been selling these meself.
You?! What about me?!
If anyone, I deserve to make a buck selling this stuff.
No way, pip-squeak.
This gold mine is mine.
Not if I can help it.
(Plankton yelling)
Ow.
(cackling)
Nice try.
KAREN: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
There's another ingredient.
Hey, I paid good money for this thing.
Of course I'm going to drink it.
(slurping)
(spitting)
What the...? I don't get what the big deal is.
This tastes like a wet gym sock.
Really? Let me try that.
(slurping)
Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.
Hmm.
(slurping)
Hey, you're right.
This ain't half bad.
(slurping)
(cackling)
This is amazing.
Well, don't be selfish.
(slurping)
(laughing)
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
(slurping)
(vacuuming)
Krabs, we're all out of juice.
Well, we've got to get more.
You're making a big mistake.
Ah, phooey.
You don't know what you're talking about.
♪ Kelp shake, kelp shake, oh, how I love a kelp shake. ♪
(sobbing hysterically)
What's happening to me?
(both gasping)
They've shut down the Kelp Shakes restaurants.
(sobbing hysterically)
Huh? Huh?
It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.
l sure feel sorry for whoever drank this.
(Mr. Krabs screams)
(moans)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Look at us.
Now what are we going to do?
I don't know about you,
but I'm going back to what I do best...
stealing your recipe.
(maniacal laughter)
Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!
(laughing)
Come to papa.
Hold it right there.
You're not going anywhere,
without a ten-second head start.
It's good to be home.
You said it.
(both laughing happily)
I love being hated.
Hey, get back here, you little booger!
(cackling)